February 2012
41 posts
Watchfor Iguana/End of Year Discoveries
What I’m listening to.
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Mulholland Drive
The polling stations have closed, the votes have been counted. With a whopping three votes, I’ll be watching Mulholland Drive on Friday.
“I’ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.”
– Homer Simpson (via nevver
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Twitter feed
@WheatleyAndrew: I've got to question what I'm doing in life after the abomination that was my 'pancake'.
@WheatleyAndrew: Cautionary tale: if you screw up your pancake, don't to listen to the voice in your head that says: 'Bake it in the oven!' #mutantpancake
@WheatleyAndrew: My pancake looks like Krang: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Krang.JPG
@WheatleyAndrew: 'Krangcake' is in the bin.
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“I’m not going to swear, but I am going to kick this doghouse down.”
– Homer
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“This time tomorrow, where will we be?”
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François Truffaut's Google doodle is a modern... →
Communications
Andrew: JAKE! Answer my texts about football tomorrow.
Jake: I told you on thursday that I can play
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Jake: Haven't received one from you since!
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Jake: Are those 'likes' an acknowledgement of your ignorance?
Andrew: I'm sacking the entire Real Brighton Balompié admin team, then buying a fax machine.
Jake: Haha, but if I don't have a fax machine, surely this situation is only going to get worse...
Andrew: I'll paint my response on the side of a dog, then leave a trail of jelly babies to your house.
Jake: Or just text me
Andrew: Too late, the dog has been dispatched.
“I will be spending this evening watching grown men dressed as Buzz Lightyear...”
– Super-owl (via llllovegun)
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January 2012
85 posts
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“Do you know its Transfer Deadline day woman?”
– http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9689658.stm
So cold.
I went to the garage to get milk, and it was so cold that the air smelled of snow.
