January 2010
58 posts
We can lay here together, and watch the stuffed animals play.
– ♥
I’ll be how I want, thank you.
– Le Lovegun
Interview for Feral Collective
This is from ages ago, but I’m still publishing it :P
See the full interview here.
Andrew Wheatley
Meet our new friend Andrew, this is what he had to say when we asked him the Feral 10 question quiz… Describe your style in 3 words… Silly, Strange, Collage What’s in the near future for you?… Traveling, and hover boards if you pay any attention to Back to the...
Feral Collective.
Check it out here.
PLEASE!
Wheatley, that reprobate.
Andrew Lovegun Wheatley You’re an idiot, Brick is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You and Jay Hughes like this. Andrew Lovegun Wheatley I agree with Wheatley… Daniel Jessica Parker no dude recess with drugs is dumb. Ewan Sloan I’m with that reprobate, Wheatley, on this one I’m afraid. Brick is awesome.
rep·ro·bate
n.1. A morally unprincipled person.2. One who is predestined to...
Daniel Jessica Parker punched me in the kidney, now my kidney hurts when I turn...
– Lovegun
Wheatley for Mayor!
THATS RIGHT! Andrew Lovegun Wheatley will be running for ?office? as Mayor of Newton Aycliffe, these are his key issues: (Note: issues partially stolen from Daniel Jessica Parker’s disastrous 1972 presidential campaign)
The green vote! Andrew Lovegun Wheatley will replace all roads in Newton Aycliffe with canals! cars will be fitted with propellers and rowing ores on request.
The...
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Beach House (47)
Glass Cake (21)
Gerling (16)
The Lemonheads (14)
Evan Dando (9)
Mirah (2)
Play count in the last 7 days, according to Last.fm
Moon boots
These moon boots aren’t working, today I floated out of the window and got stuck in a tree… The crows started pecking me because they remembered the time I tried to feed them a plastic flute. I hope the balloons are working better x
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Lost in the blue; the sharks were hungry, but at bay. The waves would cradle his vessel and rock him to sleep; where he would dream of mountain tops, lakes and Spanish harbors. Through the dark her eyes burned to him, to them he swore all devotion- I don’t want to be forgotten, and I’ll always remember.
Without fear of the ocean; it won’t break me- but carries me to you ***
What we have is beautiful.
– Catwoman
They’ll never catch me… because I’m fucking innocent.
– Dignan
FormSpring.
Why are you doing this to yourself? Why do you do this to yourself? Refusing any kind of help You’re not hurting no one else But you can’t see Why do you do this to yourself If you knew just how it felt? You’re not hurting no one else Cause you can’t see… Love; nothing of worth comes easy, you know?
I’ll tell the truth
Facebook
Daniel Jessica Parker: Hahahahaha! SOMEONE is going to love this!
Daniel Just Discovered The Top Words in His Status Updates
1):wheatley - used 7 times 2):were - used 7 times 3):off - used 7 times 4):new - used 6 times 5):love - used 6 times 6):says - used 5 times 7):bloody - used 5 times 8):most - used 5 times 9):good - used 5 times 10):watching - used 5 times
Andrew Lovegun Wheatley likes...
FormSpring.
I’ll tell the truth.
Octopus: Writings from 2007~
I found this on my computer, what 2007 nonsense ~
I was surprised to be greeted by the sight of the Octopus. It being Tuesday 27th June, in the height of summer and all… But I had to get to work, maybe someone will pick it up later. I had lunch with Steve, he is the only Mexican I have ever met. He likes tomato sauce, I hate tomato sauce- It doesn’t even taste of tomato. Steve...
Lovecats.
I am watching computerised humans chasing a ball around a patch of grass, they are trying to kick the ball into a net. Whilst this carnage is unfolding, I am mashing buttons on a control pad… I’m not sure these two events are linked. In saying that, the humans may not understand because their heads are square and their ears have been drawn on with crayon.
Earlier this evening, I drew...
Last.fm
My last.fm is a shrine to the Lemonheads. Lets all love the Lemonheads.
I’m so ridiculously temperamental sometimes…
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I refuse to choose anything but rock; in reality rock will destroy scissors and paper. I will re-enact the 1756AD battle between rock, paper and scissors; using a video camera and household apparatus. Rock will crush both paper and scissors, even after paper and scissors sign a treaty to join forces- Good old rock.
I like pleasure spiked with pain and Music is my aeroplane It’s my...
Paperthoughts.
He would take the sheet and fold it lovingly into petals, oh how they would twist into infinity. Time through a passage, he could no longer ponder infinity- The floor of his room filled with paper roses, this was not infinite. Nothing here could bring him that which filled every cavity in his body, that which longed and howled relentlessly.
He would dream of pulling one from the soil; with...