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Communications

Andrew: JAKE! Answer my texts about football tomorrow.
Jake: I told you on thursday that I can play
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Jake: Haven't received one from you since!
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Jake: Are those 'likes' an acknowledgement of your ignorance?
Andrew: I'm sacking the entire Real Brighton Balompié admin team, then buying a fax machine.
Jake: Haha, but if I don't have a fax machine, surely this situation is only going to get worse...
Andrew: I'll paint my response on the side of a dog, then leave a trail of jelly babies to your house.
Jake: Or just text me
Andrew: Too late, the dog has been dispatched.